January 2012
89 posts
patient-of-lacuna asked: well if I ever had a chance to see you outside you being at work I could change the bored and alone thing.
December 2011
69 posts
my facebook feed
is full of sports shit. -_-
rad dog names
heyitspizzaclub:
danhalen:
1. diesel
2. sprocket
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My dog made number 2!
don’t get too excited, they weren’t in any kind of order. XD
patient-of-lacuna asked: is bourbon a good dog name
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rad dog names
1. diesel
2. sprocket
3. minus [he had three legs]
4. pixel [she was super tiny]
5. blanket [yes. my own dog makes this list. because i pick rad names.]
6. opti [short for optimus prime]
7. hand banana [okay, the dog actually got named nala, but that was because a three year old named it. her mom wanted to name her hand banana]
8. kirby
9. doogan
10. polyester jones [this is actually a...
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things to NOT name your stupid dog
1. bailey
2. tucker [“fuck tucker, tucker sucks.” -george carlin]
3. lucy
4. sophie
5. max
6. maggie
7. maddie
8. rosie
9. riley
10. jack
11. daisy
12. bella
13. toby
14. sadie
15. roxie
16. buddy
17. rocky
18. daisy
these names are boring. when i meet people and they have a cute little puppy and i ask what its name is and they say “bailey” i kind of die a...
WHY
do people insist on giving their pets shitty names? and on top of that, the same shitty names that everyone names their damn dogs!
your dog does not give a shit what it’s name is, as long as you say it in an annoying high pitched voice. so why not have some fun? i get that you have no imagination as a child [i mean, my first cat’s name was rosie] but if you’re a grown ass...
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“when you love somebody
and bite your tongue
all you get is a mouthful of blood”
– fruitbats, “when u love somebody”
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i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
i hate HER.
and now i feel better.
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hey, i'm bored. :B
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? 8:Do you have freckles? 9:Do you...
Listen
“Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your...”
– Lawrence Krauss (via allhailtheinfidel) (via ageofreason, neightkelly) (via earthlaughsflowers)
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patient-of-lacuna asked: Why did the chicken cross the road
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ballstoyouall asked: What do you want people to ask?
hey followers.
i’m bored at work. you should fill up my inbox. i know you won’t but it’s worth a shooooot.
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i just made myself giggle
because i was thinking about skwisgaar singing “teenage dirtbag.”
“cuz i’ms just a teensage dortsbags, bay-beee…”
/pointless, commence paper rewrite.
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