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yes i know what year it is. yes i am going to wear this side ponytail anyway.
So the CEO of Sony just delivered the greatest burn I’ve seen in a while.
BRIEFCASE FULL OF GUTS.
sometimes my phone’s suggestions are so wrong, i think it must be doing it on purpose.
“i wonder who’s voicing the joker,” i typed. “i weiner who’s vouching the hooker,” my phone offered, snickering behind its hands and feigning innocence as i held down backspace with a scowl.
I forget to use chapstick for one day and my lips are just a shredded mess. -___-
omigod I love this
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